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1、英语版笑话爆笑英语版笑话大全爆笑篇一:Who Gets The Dog?A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked What are you doing with that dog?On
2、e of the boys replied, This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog.Of course, the Reverend was taken aback. You boys shouldn't be having a contes
3、t telling lies! he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie? and ending with, Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie.There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the Reverend was beginning to think he'
4、;d gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, All right, give him the dog.英语版笑话大全爆笑篇二:The Woman Is On FireA lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burnin
5、g her hands.But it also lit up her arm, too!Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer
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