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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上秋风清,秋月明,落叶聚还散,寒鸦栖复惊。102 The One With the Sonogram at the EndScene Central Perk, everyones there.Monica: What you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.Yserious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that firs
2、t kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and-and its not that we dont like the comedian, its that-that. thats not why we bought
3、 the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic. basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back th
4、e comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause).Are we still talking about sex?Opening CreditsScene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave p
5、eople. Ross: No, its good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she?Marsha: Hes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cav
6、e people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciers getting kinda close. See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isnt that your ex-wife? (Carol, Rosss ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay,
7、 okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about Ill, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh. I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who. stands erect. So whats new? Still,
8、 uh. Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well. you never know. Hows, um. hows the family? Carol: Martys still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: Im pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Threes Company.Chandler
9、: Oh, I think this is the episode of Threes Company where theres some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:.Then Ive already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of pap
10、er is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didnt need it, so I balled it up and. (sees that Monica is glaring at him) .now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: Shes already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, yo
11、uve already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, its fine! Monica: Look , Im sorry, guys, I just dont wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a childs pillow. Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you
12、re scaring me. I mean, youre like, youre like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You dont see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. Monica: Thats because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Ysee, hes the Prince. Apparen
13、tly they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, its beautiful. Rachel: Oh
14、God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God. (Starts to look under the couch cushions.) Phoebe: No, look, dont touch that! Rachel: Oh, like I wasnt dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him. Hi Barry! Remember me? Im the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire f
15、amily! Oh God and now Im gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder. Monica: Easy Rach, well find it. (To all) Wont we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!Joey: Alright, whendya have it on last?Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You dont get a lot
16、of doy these days. Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with. Chandler: .Dinah? Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, dont be mad. Monica: You didnt. Rachel: Oh, I am sorry. Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasag
17、ne through the bottom of the glass pan.) Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! Chandler: Now, Monica, you know thats not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne. Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just. cant do it. Chandler: Boys? Were going in. (Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe sta
18、rt to pick through the lasagne as theres a knock on the door which Monica answers.) Ross: (standing outside the door).Hi. Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi. Ross: Carols pregnant. Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it! Monica: W-w-wh-. wha-. w-w-w-. Ross: Yeah. Do that for anoth
19、er two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.) Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if Im not comfortable with it, I don
20、t have to be involved basically its entirely up to me. Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her. Monica: What does she mean by involved? Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow. Rachel: So what are
21、 you gonna do? Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, Im still gonna be a father. (Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.) Joey: .Well, this is still ruined, right?Scene, Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents. Mrs
22、. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwins daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! Whats that curry taste? Monica: Curry. Mrs. Geller: Mmmm! Ross: I- I think theyre great! I, I really do. Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didnt she? Mrs. Geller: They all
23、 had a thing for him. Ross: Aw, Mom. Monica: Im sorry, why is this girl going to call me? Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or. I dont know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- Monica: No Mom, I dont have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant
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