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1、最新【有关英语的小笑话精选】 英语小笑话前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。下面是小编带来的有关英语的小笑话,欢迎阅读!有关英语的小笑话篇一Whose Son Is the Greatestthe mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "my son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "when h
2、e enters a room, people say, 'hello, monsignor'."the second mother went on, "my son is a bishop. when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, your excellency'.""my son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "when he enters a room, people say, 'hello,
3、your eminence'." the fourth mother thought for a moment. "my son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "when he enters a room, people say, 'oh, my god'!"谁的儿子最伟大四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’
4、。”第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”“我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!”有关英语的小笑话篇二A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair sh
5、op and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.""Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said."When will they be ready?" the man asked."I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.That's fine,&quo
6、t; the man said, and left the shop.The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.He remembered his shoes."They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. &q
7、uot;I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.擾He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now."Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired.
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