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1、第 1 1页共 3 3页20222022 短片英文笑话短片英文笑话短片英文笑话短片英文笑话一:A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dyingin his bed.In death's agony,he suddenly smelled the aromaof his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength,and lifted himself from thebed.Leanin
2、g against the wall,he slowly made his way out of thebedroom,and with even greater effort forced himself down thestairs,gripping the railing with both hands.With laboredbreath,he leaned against the door frame,gazing into thekitchen.Were it not for death's agony,he would have thoughthimself alread
3、y in heaven:there,spread out upon newspapers onthe kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favoritechocolate chip cookies.Was it heaven?Or was it one final actof heroic love from his devoted wife,seeing to it that he left第 2 2页共 3 3页this world a happy man?Mustering one great final effort,he thr
4、ewhimself toward the table,landing on his knees in a rumpledposture.His parched lips parted;the wondrous taste of thecookie was already in his mouth;seemingly bringing him back tolife.The aged and withered hand,shockingly made its way to acookie at the edge of the table,when it was suddenly smackedw
5、ith a spatula by his wife.Stay out of those,she said,they're for the funeral.短片英文笑话二:Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in NorthernIreland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plantsome potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone whowould help him plow up the ga
6、rden.He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,For HEAVENS SAKE,don't dig up thatgarden,that's where I buried the GUNS!At 4 AM the nextmorning,a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entiregarden,but didn't find any guns.Confused,the man wrote to第 3 3页共 3 3页his son t
7、elling him what happened and asking him what to donext.His son's reply was:Just plant your potatoes.短片英文笑话三:Real PlayWhen I taught the introduction-to-theatercourse at North Dakota State University,I required my studentsto attend the university theater's current production andwrite a critique.After viewing a particularly fine performance,one student wrote:The play was so real,I thought I was actuallysitting on my couch at home,watching it on television.本文来源:网络收集与整理,如有侵权,请联系作者删除,谢谢!
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