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1、英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事(2) 英语幽默小故事11:He Was Only Wrong by Two Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they werent always smart enought to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of t
2、he college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "Id better ask him a few questions first." Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didnt know any of the an
3、swers. At last the dean said, "Well, whats five times seven?" The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six." The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by
4、two." 幽默故事翻译:他的得数只比正确答案多二 杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练,他竭力想物色好球员。但是好球员学业不行,院方不愿录用。 有一天,教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长,希望院方同意他免试入学。经过一番劝告后院长说:“那我最好先问问他几个问题。” 然后他转向学生,问了几个特别简洁的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。 最终院长说:“那么,五乘七得多少?” 学生想了很久,然后回答说:“三十六。” 院长摊开双手悲观地看了看教练。可是教练仔细地说,“噢,录用他吧,先生。他的答案只比正确答案多二。” 英语幽默小故事12:Real Play When I taught th
5、e introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theaters current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my co
6、uch at home, watching it on television." 幽默故事翻译:逼真的戏剧 我在北达科他州立高校教戏剧入门课时,要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出,并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后,一名学生写道:“这部戏剧是如此逼真,以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上,从电视上看到的。” 英语幽默小故事13:A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the hou
7、se, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse." The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want
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